Photograph
Their grandchildren now do UFC.
Quote
“I will not stay silent so you can stay comfortable.” -Martin Luther King Jr.
Wisdom/Reminder
“Forget everything and run or face everything and rise.” -Zig Ziglar
Morbid Nerd Joke
What did people think the calendar was so popular?
Because he had a lot of dates!
Why did the calendar die alone?
He was a piece of shit and thrown out after a year.
A Brief, Positive News Story
Andrew Schalk has Type 1 diabetes and his service dog, Alpha, helps alert him when his blood sugar is getting too low or high. This year Andrew’s high school allowed Alpha in the yearbook:
The Universe
In 1962 the U.S. blew up a hydrogen bomb in space that was 100x more powerful that Hiroshima.
A Yo Mama Joke
Yo mama so hairy, she had a threesome with Bigfoot and Donkey Kong.
How she lived to tell the tale…beats me.
Nathaniel the Nihilistic Newscaster
“Hey Nathaniel, did you hear that the recent unidentified objects in North Korea’s air zone were merely propaganda balloons?
“Na.”
